I’ll be the first to admit it:
I love thumbing through the SkyMall magazines mid-flight. Heck — I look forward to it; and believe it’s some of the best entertainment out there. However a frightening trend is arising lately, to the degree that I must raise a red style flag.
Please note: SkyMall is for entertainment only, or the occasional gag-gift purchase. It is Not. For. Clothes shopping. Here are four reasons why.
Reason #1: The Animated Hoodie
WHY do these come in adult sizes?
Reason #2: The Decorative Sick Mask
Sick masks with your company logo? Please revisit your PR tactics.
Reason #3: The… Germbana?
Stop germs with… WHAT?!
Reason #4: The Pillow Tie
How to Use a Pillow Tie = DON’T. (Oh good grief.)
Rule of Thumb: Peruse the SkyMall for a hearty laugh, but keep your credit card safely hidden. At 30,000 feet up, your logic may get a little foggy. Especially if you’ve flagged down the drink cart a few times.
Good luck and safe travels!
— Aydika Jack James, Hendricks Park
